"An interview? Oh my. Let me just - lick - lick - finish this spot - lick - lick. It's very rude to interrupt a lady at her bath, you know."
"The mouse. Yes, there was a mouse. Very undesirable creatures, you know. It took patience and perserverence. And a fast paw...
this one right here, in fact. See that lethalness? You don't mess with the paw."
"And here is DOUBLE DEATH. I'm telling you, I may LOOK like a lady of leisure, but I do work for my Chicken-Tuna Dinner. Work those little paws hard, I do."
"Yes, I do take good care of them. Tools of my trade, you know. By the way, how do you think they would look with some nail polish? Make those needle sharp claws stand out. Intimidation is important, you know."
"What color? Oh, I'm thinking, maybe Crimson 'n Clover. With some sparkles, you know. Very chic."
The mouse population is shaking in their furry little hides.
DANDELION HAS ARRIVED. Complete with attitude.
1 comment:
She gets cuter by the day. She sure seems warmed up to the farm. Does she come out very often?
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