It's a REAL farm now...

Long ago, there was a large dairy farm at 3327 County B. Then the farm was split up and sold off. The cows were gone. The big old barn stood lonely and empty, deprived of it's true station in life. It was a sad thing to behold.

Years passed. A new family came to the farm. There were children. And it was good. Then came chickens and rabbits. And it was good. Then came horses. And it was good. Then came goats. That was...kinda good. Then came pigs. That was good. A farm must have all these things. But still...there was something missing.


And then it happened. At long last. The neighbor farm, having many dairy cows, had many calves. And one day the man from the neighbor farm came over and said, "I have twin bull calves. Are you ready for them?"

And being true farmers at heart, the family said, "YES! We need calves!"

And the farm rejoiced. The big old barn was no longer sad and empty. It was brimming with farm animals, once again.

And they all lived happily ever after.

(Now if you've ever been on a farm, you know that last statement leaves a lot of room for interpretation...)