Fourth of July - it's for the birds

While we were all scarfing down burgers, hotdogs, guacamole and chips, cake and Pig Cookies (no smart remarks, OK?), the birds were patiently waiting for us to wipe the melon juice from our chin and GIVE THEM SOME!!

Chickens treat watermelon like the proverbial kid in the candy jar - throw some on the ground and GEDOUDA DAWAY, MAN!

Unless you want to explore the experience of three-toed feet (and attatched toenails) stampeding up your prone body as they trample you to the ground and get to the important stuff - come to think of it, we're a lot like chickens....