Monday, April 20, 2009

Catz

"Oh yum. Kitty Krunchies. Again."
"Hey, it could be worse. Like Nikki Nummies."
"Where's the cream? Don't tell me. They didn't get the cream. I NEED my cream. Where's my CREAM??"
"For cryin' out loud, will you look at these dinky bowls? Whaddathey think, we're on a DIET or somethin'?"
"Hisst. Hurry it up, I just heard the tread of doom. Max is up..."
"Man, the things a cat has to do just to earn a meal around here. I guess it could be worse. I could be stuck chasing down that loose snake upstairs. And this kid really needs some grooming..."

"Don't touch me."
"You touched me first."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not..."
"OK, two against one is no fair. Back off, buster!"

"See what I mean? These guys got no respect for the girls around here. See what I have to put up with?"

"Look at me, I'm totally innocent...look into my eyes...loook intooooo my eyes......"

"There's a reason they call female cats the QUEENS!"


"Ya, ya, ya. Whatever."

1 comment:

The Farrs said...

They keep us entertained, don't they? My 5 have been so naughty this morning...trying to open cupboards, getting into places they shouldn't, trying to run out the door every time I open it...